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boobie-thon: showing them for a good cause

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

The sixth annual bloggers boobie-thon for breast cancer is on. And in this time of need I donated the only thing I have an abundance of, my boobies. Now it’s your turn. Donate some bucks and you can get a look at what all the fuss is about. Just click on [...]

face of the future

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Talk about ape-shit! Thanks to a friend on pownce I discovered a new site that I’m quickly becoming addicted to. Face of the future allows you to change your age, race or even your species. My favorite part was creating portraits of myself by some of history’s greatest artist.
Me by Botticelli…

 
Me by [...]

i can’t believe i kissed him

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

in my random list of me it is stated that i once kissed robert goulet in a bowling alley.  i wouldn’t be surprised if most of you out there had no idea who this was.  but he has been popping up again here and there.  most recently in this comercial…

trend alert: i am like sooooo “in”

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Today, after trying on no less than ten dresses at old navy, I picked-out one new dress to add to my wardrobe. Being that I seldom wear dresses I chose one that’s simple enough, it’s just a sleeveless t-shirt dress with thin black and white pin stripes (doesn’t show-up too well in the picture). [...]

mean people suck

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

As some of you have already heard, while I was at the movies Sunday, someone tried to break into my car.  Luckily they didn’t succeed, but there was still a fair amount of damage done to my door.  I will never understand why people do things like this.

vrtualme - movie grl

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

i finally made it to superhero status!

www.becomeasuperhero.com

i’m not allowed in china

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Greatfirewallofchina.org is a website that can verify if your website is getting through to the Chinese public at large. According to them vrtualme.com is being block! Censorship sucks! Go there and see if you’ve been blacklisted too.

laurie simpson aka me in springfield

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Admittedly, I’m not all that excited about the new Simpson movie coming out later this month. Though sometimes I can get a bit of a laugh while watching the series, it’s just not my type of thing. But the official website does offer you the chance to see what you might look like [...]

‘8 things’ meme

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

I’ve decided to do this for the sheer challenge of it. Considering I’ve a whole page with a “random list of me” on this website, it’ll be hard to think of 8 more things to add.
1. I currently have black hair, and plan to keep it that color for a while.
2. Last night I [...]

the voices are calling again

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

Some people hear voices; I hear music. My mother thinks I’m picking up broadcasts from my left nipple ring. No really, I’ve something wrong with my ears. When I get stressed I hear what sounds like a party in the next apartment, when there isn’t one. For the most part I [...]

current weather conditions in hell

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Today in Yuma we are suppose to have record breaking heat with some reports that temperatures would reach 118. But as of 1:50 pm we’re only at 105 (about average here). Though I still haven’t decided if fireworks are worth leaving the comfort of my air-conditioned apartment.
The national weather service has issued an [...]

pain freak

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

I must be one.  After over a year of healing I decided to re-pierce my lip this morning.  And I did it myself!!!  I’d re-opened the hole previously.  But, because of letting so much time go by, it had completely closed.  And now it hurts like the first time.  I don’t know why I do [...]

preview: sicko (2007)

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Due for release June 29th is Sicko (2007). When I first read the name I thought for sure it was a horror flick, but no, it’s actually a new documentary about healthcare policies in America from Oscar winning director Michael Moore (Bowling for Columbine 2002). As a disabled person I’m starting to get [...]

near hell

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

I was just reading that it’s expected to be an extra hot summer this year on our planet. This is not good news for us in Yuma, AZ. Here, at the hottest city in the United States, temperatures are already hitting 111 and it’s only the second day of summer. But don’t [...]

some mornings…

Monday, June 11th, 2007

you just wish you were dead.

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