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Monday, July 28th, 2008He who knows not and knows not he knows not, He is a fool
- Shun him.
He who knows not and knows he knows not, He is simple
- Teach him.
He who knows and knows not he knows, he is asleep
- Awaken him.
He who knows and knows that he knows, He is wise
- Follow him.
- Bruce Lee
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Friday, July 4th, 2008“When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.”
- george carlin
happy 4th of july everyone. went to the fairgrounds for the demolition derby and fireworks. will post pictures to the gallery soon.
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Sunday, June 29th, 2008“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
and
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter”
- george carlin
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Thursday, June 26th, 2008“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
- george carlin
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
- george carlin
(i wonder who’s roof he landed on?)
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008one of my favorite people died this weekend. george carlin died from heart failure just a month into his 71st year. luckily, i had the great opportunity to meet him a few years back. he was just as charming as he appears on television and in the movies. all this week [...]
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Thursday, June 12th, 2008“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”
- David St. Hubbins
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Thursday, May 1st, 2008“If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit down next to me.”
- Dorothy Parker
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Monday, February 11th, 2008& a good excuse for why i haven’t posted in a while…
“It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.”
- Tallulah Bankhead
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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007“When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”
- Oscar Wilde
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007“The first question I ask myself when something doesn’t seem to be beautiful is why do I think it’s not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.”
- John Cage
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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
- Soren Kierkegaard
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Thursday, May 31st, 2007“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
- George Burns
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Tuesday, April 17th, 2007“If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
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Monday, April 16th, 2007“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
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